You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.

It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't remember . . . is pot legal?

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses and looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "THE STORM"

Hey . . . Is pot legal?

Over 85% of the cities, towns and streets start with San, Los, El, La, Santa, De La or De Los.

Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

A family of four owns six vehicles.

Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and snow storms are way times worse than earthquakes which are, after all over almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

Yeah, you're sure . . . pot is legal.